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Anon has a quantum computer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MxM111@kbin.social 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well, your quantum twin observed the opposite. Be glad for him.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

in an alternative universe

[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait does that mean we have multiversal networking?

... I don't know how this is the first thing that went through my mind, but i bet there is a self-datintg app already. You can bonk me now.

[–] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You'd like that, won't you?

[–] jnk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

Not me, but maybe "me" actually does idk

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago

Quantum dating. A very quick and uncertain date.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

He observed the UPC?