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RFK Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 6 months ago by misk@sopuli.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Linuturk@lemmy.world 163 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy starved to death.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 99 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The doctor believed that the abnormality seen on his scans “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died,” Kennedy said in the deposition.

Or fatal food poisoning.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"this one, unpalatable, even with chianti and flava beans." - Hannibal Lecter

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

*Flava Flav beans

[–] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

"Fava beans and a nice chianti"