literally had brainworms

which literally starved in his head

good grief you couldn't pay me to admit that shit

Poor guy starved to death.

the 70-year-old Kennedy has portrayed his athleticism and relative youth as an advantage over the two oldest people to ever seek the White House

A 70 year old is the young guy? That's nuts

Poor thing probably starved to death.

Asked last week if any of Kennedy’s health issues could compromise his fitness for the presidency, Stefanie Spear, a spokesperson for the Kennedy campaign, told the Times, “That is a hilarious suggestion, given the competition.”

That's hard to argue with tbh.

The weird thing was it wasn't even a parasitic worm, it was just a regular earth worm.

He's got a lot on his mind..and, well, in it.

His brain is so toxic that the unfortunate worm died of poisoning.

The worm was dead. He's an idiot that thinks ivermectin cures covid. Fucker got lucky and accidentally treated his at the time undiagnosed brainworms.

Well, that explains some things.

Not even mind flayers want RFK Jr.

A goa'uld?

Lmao

"If that had been a properly FDA-inspected brain, that worm may not have died." - someone's youtube comment

Believable.

That wasn't a worm in his brain. That WAS his brain.

Reasons not to eat meat omg.

"Some tapeworm larvae can live in a human brain for years without causing problems. Others can wreak havoc, often when they start to die, which causes inflammation. The most common symptoms are seizures, headaches and dizziness. ADVERTISEMENT

There are roughly 2,000 hospitalizations for the condition, known as neurocysticercosis, each year in the United States, according to the journal Emerging Infectious Diseases.

Scott Gardner, curator of the Manter Laboratory for Parasitology at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, said once any worm is in a brain, cells calcify around it. “And you’re going to basically have almost like a tumor that’s there forever. It’s not going to go anywhere.”"

Oh my god brainworms are real

More like the found a parasitic RFK on a tapeworm.

Several infectious disease experts and neurosurgeons said in separate interviews with the Times that, based on what Kennedy described, they believed it was likely a pork tapeworm larva.

You can only get a tapeworm eating pork

He is the Mezcal of candidates.

That explains a lot.

That makes so much sense.

The worm in my brain makes me think that the documents I've been forging have led to many deaths. But I know that's just silly.

That explains SOME of the things.

Anyone seen Kahn lurking around?

A very strange place for one.