"1791 was the year it happened. I was 24, younger than you are now, but times were different then. I was a man at that age: the master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans."

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still complaining Louis?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Could a reply be any more perfect?!

Louis: Hot as balls, forever young, immortal, never grow sick, never die, best friend is a literal rock star, has to eat a poodle now and again.

"Woe is me!"

I'm in the woods and swamps a lot. Always think of this line:

"Then on a diet of the blood of snakes, toads, and all the putrid life of the Mississippi..."