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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 181 points 6 months ago (18 children)

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand. The vendor says "what would you like on your dog buddy?" The monk thinks for a moment and then says "make me one with everything"

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The vendor answered: “stop with that non-dualist shit. What do you want on hot dog?”

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

non-dualist shit

How about some Dichotomy then?

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