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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I haven't flown in a while, have they already started asking us to tip flight attendants?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Remember, they're the ones that close the doors (or don't)!

[–] ramchak@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but it is Boeing that decides if it stays closed

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Remember to tip your Boeing assassins.