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Anon's sister is a NEET shut-in (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] bartvbl@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

If you've ever tried US chocolate it's straight up god tier by comparison. Also, kvikk lunsj and fruktnøtt FTW

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

As an American, I agree. The aftertaste of Hershey chocolate is the same as vomit

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

It really is though! I stopped buying them after I realized that (never noticed it as a kid/teenager, not sure if my senses are more keen or if they fucked up the formula. Maybe a bit of both honestly)

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

To me it smells like someone took a nasty shit and wiped their ass with chocolate.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you’ve ever tried US chocolate it’s straight up god tier by comparison.

Fair point. Like a lot of their foodstuff, it's been fucked up into oblivion (and yes, I know you can find decent food, it's just not the default).

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

As a kid i always wondered why the chocolate in the Christmas choco calendars tasted like vomit.

Then I grew up and learned of American dairy practices.