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Anon discovers a diet trick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I could absolutely eat 5+ grapefruits in one sitting.

I would regret it afterwards, but those massive bitter oranges are among my favorite fruits

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Same, I could eat all the grapefruit. I'd continue eating grapefruit even as I destroyed my toilet due to all the grapefruit I've eaten.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

As long as grapefruits in<grapefruits out