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he has such a punchable face, my right hand starts itching every time i see a picture of him
Lol I was thinking this exact thing
He'd shoot you.
that little bitch would be dead before he could get his hand on the trigger.
That's what the guy he killed thought.
ok. live your life in fear of conservative dweebs then.
Not kicking a beehive is not living in fear of bees.
Long story short, shoot him first, then punch him
If you've already shot him, I'd say piss on him.