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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 257 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's time we take seditionists out of the Sheriff's Departments.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 112 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The buildings would be empty

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 55 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, so basically rage against the machine are all drinking 'I told you so' juices for the foreseeable future.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

They and the Dead Kennedys are just constantly raising toasts to each other

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Mission accomplished, I guess