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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men (www.lgbtqnation.com)

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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (8 children)

How do you prove your sexuality to others?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The bartender sucks your dick and if you don't cum then you get a free beer.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday

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