1995ToyotaCorolla

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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I live in an area with a lot of farms and I’ve been seeing more foreign brands (e.g. Fendt) popping up lately.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I mean, that’s not too far from the truth

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That one DankPods video of the "AI Rice cooker" comes to mind

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

While that’s certainly a better experience, it does waste precious seconds of our time

Time not having [corporation]'s advertisements shoved in my face is time well spent

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Hi Zron, you seem to really enjoy eating shredded cheese at 2:00am! For your convenience, we’ve placed an order for 50lbs of shredded cheese based on your rate of consumption. Thanks!

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 174 points 5 months ago (12 children)

You and your 692 partners can fuck off

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 100 points 6 months ago (1 children)

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware "PC tune up" apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 132 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Adding this to my list of reasons why I don't give "110%"

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