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‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says (www.yahoo.com)

submitted 5 months ago by SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 55 points 5 months ago (36 children)

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (25 children)

There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."

First Woman President
First Openly Gay President
First Asian/Pacific Islander President
First Albino President
First Teenage President
First Werewolf President
First Teenage Werewolf President
First Robot President
First Robot Teenage Werewolf President
First Normal President

We could go on and on too.

[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

I'm ready to serve.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Robot Teenage Werewolf President

Leader of the free world; Werewolf power!

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

With a magic talking resolute desk voiced by Maurice LaMarche as Dom DeLoise

[–] pikmeir@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's the USA's most fearsome being.

He's a werewolf in a high school, and a teen.

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