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Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?
Just saying.
There's a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on "first felon president."
First Woman President
First Openly Gay President
First Asian/Pacific Islander President
First Albino President
First Teenage President
First Werewolf President
First Teenage Werewolf President
First Robot President
First Robot Teenage Werewolf President
First Normal President
We could go on and on too.
I'm ready to serve.
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Leader of the free world; Werewolf power!
With a magic talking resolute desk voiced by Maurice LaMarche as Dom DeLoise
He's the USA's most fearsome being.
He's a werewolf in a high school, and a teen.