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[โ€“] Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wtf next thing you're going to say you sleep with your arm hanging off the side of the bed or your feet sticking over the edge. I'm surprised you're still alive.

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I've only woken up like that a few dozen times in my life.