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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to keep his hands busy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 196 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don't masturbate during the interview (unless that's something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)

[–] Seraph@fedia.io 74 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

Yeah I was just waiting for that to happen, esp with the sweaty outfit, I was expecting a new kink unlock experience. Or on the job, or when locking up...