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‘It is not illegal to teach drunk’: Charges dropped against 2nd grade teacher accused of being intoxicated in class (lawandcrime.com)

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While the District Attorney’s Office agrees that it is highly inappropriate to teach while intoxicated, it is, unfortunately, not illegal.”

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Reminds me of one class I had in high school right after lunch. The teacher was occasionally late getting back to class from the bar.

[–] Irremarkable@fedia.io 19 points 5 months ago

Honestly, can't blame em.

[–] BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 months ago

I had a physics teacher who died of alcohol poisoning a couple years after I graduated.

He has the red nose of alcohol abuse and everything in class all the time. I thought that was bullshit but it isn’t!!!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

My art teacher was a classic stoner trope.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

My 9th grade homeroom teacher had a fifth of Jack in his drawer and frequently smelled of booze.

Real nice guy, though