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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

14 year olds who masturbate on basically everything, to everything, in everything, everywhere

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Wait we're supposed to stop after we turn 15?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yea they sure do, just don't understand how that's connected to my original comment?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Masturbating 25 times a day is weird shit and you(usually) do it alone

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 8 months ago

I do. How did you know?