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Anon's phone gets stolen (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Your house gremlins obviously stole it and brought it to your house.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Gizmo caca!!!

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

it was a goblin, and his name is rob