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Anon goes to the gym for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I never peaked AND I have a beer gut. But I am swimming now and love it. You gotta find something that works for you. I could never run as hard as i swim. Plus it's like all the dirt and shit of the world is rinsed off my soul in the pool. Fuck the dirty dirty land, I live in the clean moist water now.

No amount of running was going to make me healthy.

Swimming? 卄乇ㄥㄥ　ㄚ乇卂卄

Swimming through that water like a chubby sexy beaver. Soon to be a sleek sexy otter.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Do it water chad.