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Anon plays an SMS lottery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 82 points 10 months ago

Pay off all debts with whatever you have after taxes. Put the rest in investments. Let her pay for the trip to congratulate you.

Of course, it's fake, but that's what you do with windfalls.