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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Louisiana: basic literacy is not their strong suit.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

suit but agreed. Edumacation was never one of the original thirteen commandiments.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Ha! Corrected. Thanks.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

This is my favorite bulkshit word lol. Ain't nobody axxed but they it is

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

basic literacy is not their strong suite.

Oof.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Woops. At least I didn't confuse Iraq with Ukraine....this time.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

On the internet, nobody knows you're the 43rd president, just trying to put food on your family.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*numeracy is the word you're looking for.

you're not wrong though, literacy is also not their strong suit :)

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they're not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.

[–] thbb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, numeracy is when you draw cards to see the future.

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No, numeracy is when you goin' around in public and ain't got no clothes on.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That comma could have been anything else and it would been a valid sentence.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well, that's what I get for punching down on our gumbo-eating friends.