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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 135 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (16 children)

Moses : The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...

[drops one of the tablets]

Moses : Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey

[–] subignition@fedia.io 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I love this because what if actually? What if there's literally a buzzfeed tier list of five things to do we're missing for a utopian society? And mankind fucked it like we always do.

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

God gave plenty more laws in the next few books of the Bible. The famous commandments about not mixing fabrics or cutting your hair? Yeah Moses of the Ten Commandments is behind that book too.

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