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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 135 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (16 children)

Moses : The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...

[drops one of the tablets]

Moses : Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey

[–] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 77 points 5 months ago (10 children)

What's funny is that (according to the old testament) when Moses came down off the mountain with the tablets and found everyone worshipping the golden calf, he had a big hissy fit and smashed them. So then after doing quite a bit of murdering he had to go back up the mountain to get a second set. Exodus 32-34

I asked a religious relative how it was ok for Moses to murder people when he had only just be told by God himself "thou shalt not kill", and she said it was because the don't kill thing came further down the list than having only the one god.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Hmb while I go kill someone for not keeping the holy sabbath day and honoring their father and mother cuz god recommended it.

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