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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I actually remember this one being much longer. IIRC, dad starts yelling that he "won't be threatened in his own house", anon gets confused and tries to explain, mom starts yelling, he leaves the house, gf gets mad at him for even having the gun, asking how long he's been carrying it with him.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That'd be hilarious, as it confirms that the dad wanted to intimidate anon by pulling out his gun and in turn got intimidated by anon's gun.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Found the full thing:

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lmaoà, the escalation reminds me of that Tumblr thread about making tea.

@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev, from CHS by the way?

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what CHS is so I'm not sure what you mean by that (then again that might answer your question maybe :P).

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

then again that might answer your question maybe :P

Haha, Canadian Hardware Swap.
Yeah, I suppose it do answer my question 🥲

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

Haha I'm not Canadian and live about an ocean away from there, so definitely not me 😋. Lovely place though, I should visit sometime (and swap hardware I guess 😅).

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 7 points 5 months ago

its honestly funnier without