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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I guess this is where the concept of the "nuclear family" comes from then? After the initial courtship hostilities, the escalation of the arms race is inevitable.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Yes, by the time you have a steady relationship you’re at a place of Mutually Assured Dating