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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 139 points 4 months ago (18 children)

Sincerely hope thats creative fiction and that there isn't someone who cracked their skull and thinks losing motor control is normal and okay.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 96 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (12 children)

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound, but then they pivoted to whether they could now acceptably creep on dead girls, and I just see a problem that's about to solve itself.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 34 points 4 months ago (5 children)

To be fair, they may be brain damaged.

People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 months ago

Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.

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