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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 96 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound, but then they pivoted to whether they could now acceptably creep on dead girls, and I just see a problem that's about to solve itself.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Eh, if we had good data on what they were like before the incident, maybe.

This is all with the firm understanding that this $100% happened.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

100

Dollars

PERCEEEEENT!!!!

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh yes, we're all operating in full knowledge that greentexts are 💯 percent truth.

But yeah, if this very real person did have a concussion they might also be having personality shift because of it. A good thing to keep in mind if you are dealing with a person who's had a big head smash.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

a big head smash

"Yeah, I'm worried about my friend's personality shift. He doesn't want to breathe and have a round head like he used to love doing."

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 34 points 4 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, they may be brain damaged.

People say all kinds of crazy shit after a good head wound. My partner fell off a staircase a few months ago and asked me why I was letting the government put roaches under the bathroom sink.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, did you have a good reason for letting them do that?

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 months ago

Hey, birds fly, fish swim, and I spread my cheeks for the state.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Wow, crazy to think what a concussion can do to a person. Imagine forgetting the Act to Ensure the Continued Existence of Under Counter Roaches of 2019.

now i know everything about insane Facebook users.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

On a similar note I'm starting an investigation putting pgs on dog turds to see where the guberment keeps disappear them from my lawn too

/s

[–] Titou@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I started to feel bad for the person with a concussion and gangrenous untreated wound

Just to imagine make me feel sick 🤢

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tbf, they're saying "dead ghost girls". Wanting to romance a ghost is considerably less creepy than wanting to bang a corpse. At least the ghost must consent.