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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 58 points 1 year ago (4 children)

For small groups? 30 people (over 8 of whom are children) in a residential pool sounds absolutely gross even if it's not my pool and I'm not cleaning it.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At that point it's an open sky toilet.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The story mentions one in diapers but the other part speaks about kids far more active (so older) than toddlers.

You may not have kids, so just to let you know: they usually don't just piss in pools anymore as soon as they're out of diapers which usually is at 2 or 3 years old.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh, adults still piss in pools.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some maybe do so in public pools. But if your adult guests piss in your pool, you should rethink your guest list.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna come piss in this dude's pool

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean my house isn’t designed for 30 people and 10 children, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t put my panties on and clean the house before an after a get together to build relationships.

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm, didn't know my comment mentioned that I wouldn't clean my house before a party. It's almost as if you're trying to imply I said something I didn't so that my comment appears unreasonable.

I will say it again: 30 people in a residential pool (described as small in the post) is disgusting. It has nothing to do with the house, the backyard, the barbecue, the pets, the grass, the carpet, etc. It has nothing to do with anything except the pool and its capacity.