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Anons wife hosts a pool party (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Gemini24601@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

At that point it's an open sky toilet.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

The story mentions one in diapers but the other part speaks about kids far more active (so older) than toddlers.

You may not have kids, so just to let you know: they usually don't just piss in pools anymore as soon as they're out of diapers which usually is at 2 or 3 years old.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bruh, adults still piss in pools.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some maybe do so in public pools. But if your adult guests piss in your pool, you should rethink your guest list.

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna come piss in this dude's pool