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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Chin up, small Kings! (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Wasn’t it the glass from the shattering teleprompter that hit him?

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

There's no way this dumbfuck uses a teleprompter. Not only that, why would it be behind him? The teleprompter thing is out of the question.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

He needs glasses to see, but considers them a symbol of weakness. Regardless, he's semi-literate at best. Remember the kids in school who could only read a single word at a time? My money is on that. I'd love to see him read out loud from a random book.