Everything in the South shortens someone's lifespan. Palmetto bugs aren't the only reason I moved out of Florida, but they're definitely on the list somewhere.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Moving out of FL sounds like one of those things you'll look back on someday and not regret at all.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Like moving out of any post-industrial place that has become an absolute shithole.

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Middlesbrough.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

I know palmetto bugs are cockroaches and I believe they may have shortened your lifespan but they aren't the flying types, right?