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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... What? Are you inebriated? This is the least coherent statement I read all day.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

... Technically, that doesn't qualify as a statement. Nice try though.

😂 This managed to boggle me, good job!

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That would be a threads user and likely a bot.

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Read their username again. It's a shit just works account that has threads.net in its username.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JFC people. Alright

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JFC?

[–] remus989@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Jesus fucking christ, you don't know what JFC stands for? /s