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Anon feels regret (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.

[–] Jinn@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This reads like a bad AI wrote it.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's from an old commercial, pre-AI

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don't think I've ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol

Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

It's the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing