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Anon hates fast food (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"the only red thing"?

Whaaat? Does that mean?

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago (3 children)

She's a red head. It's "on my burger" that doesn't make any sense.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

Feels sexual (burger -> meat) or cannibalistic (it is 4chan after all).

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Indeed, the line should read "the only thing I need on my meat."

Cause in addition to objectifying the person just doing their job and not realizing that they are being low key stalked by a loser with no respect for them by calling them a "thing", OP needs to use the right descriptor to refer to his penis and a flat cooked patty just doesn't fit the bill.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Better go to Wienerschnizel instead.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Oh sorry, thanks.

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She's a redhead, but still a bad joke

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago

Thanks, I must have glosed over that extremely important piece of text and then made a point not to read it again haha