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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (12 children)

Where can I buy me some premium porn??
I can barely last a minute nowadays!

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

Lol opposite problem here ... I can easily spend an hour trying to find something that does it for me. I honestly understand paying for porn now that my fantasies have gotten more niche (not that I do pay tho).

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hear ya!
German midget scat porn can be tough to source, and sometimes they trick you with Austrian dwarves!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

I genuinely think that wouldn't be much of a challenge, but I'm unwilling to even try to prove my assertion.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 13 points 4 months ago

Sounds like the origin story of a serial killer.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

If that's honestly true you need to stop watching porn in general.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago

That's why I downloaded, review, and keep an excellently curated list of only bangers.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is it your fantasies that have gotten too niche? Or is it porn sites have gotten too niche, and it’s not your flavor?

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

My tastes aren't actually that niche. I just want sensual MFM-type stuff that isn't heavily produced.

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