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[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can't think of anyone deserving of $10 more than a woman willing to shove a melon into her anus for my pleasure

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Idk dude, the girl who did 2 melons deserve it more

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

And the 2 girls and their cup! They deserve that tenner the most!

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

And the 2 girls and their cup! They deserve that tenner the most!

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

What about the girls letting you put money into the sex machine drilling their faces?