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Anon faces his greatest challenge (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel gross all day if I don't take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Name checks out.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

It's just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.