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[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Second person needs a bidet.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 months ago (1 children)

While I agree with you, it is not normal for anyone to smell like shit after going to the toilet

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago

I can only assume that both of these people are enormous. One sweats all day just from the effort of sitting up, and the other can't reach his own arse.