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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days (with his consent, of course).

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd love to know how you are going to start that conversation.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

~~Dick pic~~

With a friendly greeting, then an inquiry about what kind of hobbies and interests he has, probably.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, will this lemmy thread be mentioned? If not, on what date will the origin story be revealed?

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

We'll livestream our wedding on Lemmy & I'll reveal it there.