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That is fair (although weird). Now lets talk about slapping children in the face and giving them money for kissing you!
Slapping children in the face is traditionally considered disrespectful in many cultures.
In Utah, it's the traditional greeting with which you start any municipal proceedings!
Thank Mormon Jesus I moved.
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