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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 291 points 3 months ago (46 children)

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 216 points 3 months ago (17 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

  • ...to get coffee?
  • ...for a movie night?
  • ...for lunch/dinner?
  • ...to hang out and chat at the park?
  • ...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 25 points 3 months ago

You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.

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