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[–] slightperil@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Should private businesses really be allowed to dictate to us what and when we can eat or drink? If you consider that human right, I'm not sure they should.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Taking a shit is a human right but you can’t do that in a theater either.

Actually my local theater has a special room just for that.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are actually legally required to have bathrooms...

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

In case English is a second language for you I will explain:

in the theater” = the dark place with a screen/stage and amphitheater seating.

at the theater” = the building/collection of buildings that support the screen/stage, such as ticket booths, food and drink vendors, and bathrooms

Please do not shit in the theater or you will be arrested.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 8 points 3 months ago

Access to food and clean water are human rights, not limitless consumption of either wherever you are.

So you either smuggle it in and don't get caught (my go-to was always a bag of chips stuffed into the sleeve of my jacket, and then sling that over my shoulder), or avoid the place altogether.

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

They can't stop you from eating or drinking what you want, but they can't be forced to allow you to bring it into their business.

However, if their business isn't sustainable without egregiously-priced food, perhaps it should be allowed to fail. And if they all start to fail, perhaps the studios would start to lose money, and maybe they would eventually understand that it's due to their own greed. But we all know the blame would get passed on to the consumer.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

No one is forcing you to interact with those businesses...

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Should private businesses really be allowed to dictate to us what and when we can eat or drink?

Don't they always do that with, ya know, menus?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Water? No. Everything else on their property? Of course. It's theirs, not ANY flavor of "ours"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

This is like Freemen of the Land/Sovereign Citizen shit about movie theater snacks lmao