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Man who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaint (lawandcrime.com)

submitted 10 months ago by octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't think the nickname Crapler Harris is going to stick.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 months ago

Donald "Diaper Dump" Trump works better.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Im surprised no one's come up with Camel Hairs. Vaguely racist/xenophobic and mysogynist with enough wiggle room to pretend it's neither

[–] sensiblepuffin@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

No one's ever accused right-wingers of being creative.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

They have. My FIL has routinely refered to her as "Camel hair Harris." It's childish and disgusting.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In Canada, the Conservatives came up with Trudumb for Trudeau.

Trudope was literally right there. His name is True + dope without the p at the end.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hmm well i guess you don't have the yankee (90s? Early 2ks?) slang 'that's dope' to mean something is "cool" up there? If i got the nickname True Dope I'd lean into it.

Maybe the conservatives brought that knowledge up with their trump flags and that's why you didn't get that sweet name

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

We have it, but it's not very common. But that's a plausible hypothesis!