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Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 130 points 3 months ago (2 children)

His mother is fucking abusive, that's why.

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 132 points 3 months ago (2 children)

And his dad is a meth dealer

[–] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah that was just a dream, remember?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

My favorite ending.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't that Breaking Bad?

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

And completely unhinged. One child joined the military to escape her. She tracked him down, charmed military personnel, and went to drag him home

That is TERRIFYING! And the family starts to dig themselves out of a hole when Hal can't have sex, but oh no! That means he's happy and she's DENIED! She seduces him until he caves. She'd rather have power than stability for her and her family

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There was an episode where Lois got orthotics for her shoes and became a whole new person, nicer, happier. Hal couldn't stand that she didn't need foot rubs anymore and sabotaged them, condemning her to a life of pain so his codependent ass could feel needed. That whole family was fucked up.

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Cripes, doomed by foot fetish