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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

He pays $100/month if you cry while you clip them.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fifty bucks a month is all I need, I don’t have to live like Rockefeller to be happy.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 4 points 3 months ago

I miss this old 4chan so much...

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

interesting. I was somewhat part of that, but actually never hard that name.

Ah, the good old days of somewhat-positive-4chan

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Where do I sign up?

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

No game, he's just broke at the end of the month.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's $20 a month to play his game.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.