Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.
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He pays $100/month if you cry while you clip them.
Fifty bucks a month is all I need, I don’t have to live like Rockefeller to be happy.
You can donate the other fifty to Project Chanology.
I miss this old 4chan so much...
interesting. I was somewhat part of that, but actually never hard that name.
Ah, the good old days of somewhat-positive-4chan
Where do I sign up?
He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?
No game, he's just broke at the end of the month.
It's $20 a month to play his game.
When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.
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