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Trump posts fan fiction about Biden stealing nomination back from Harris (www.rollingstone.com)

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

True, but if you give your younger friend your bike, saying "Here, have my bike, you'll do better with it than I will now", and then publicly praise your friend for how great a bike rider they are, but some weird crazed racist lunatic who hasn't been able to finish a coherent sentence for years and years rants about how you made the biggest mistake of your life and fantasies about you beating up your young friend for taking your bike, no one has stolen anything.