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Anon meets a celebrity (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (10 children)

Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.

[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

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