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Man taking trash to dumpster with gun slips, shoots and kills self accidentally, police say (www.ksat.com)

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A man taking his trash to an apartment dumpster was shot and killed after he slipped while walking and the gun he was carrying went off accidentally, according to San Antonio police.

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. It took a long fucking time to heal, but she's alright now.

And I know San Antonio like the back of my anus. You name any part of town and I'll tell you a time I got lost trying to get there

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm suddenly interested in the story of how you got lost on your way to your anus.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

I tend to go around wiping holes in the ground